My first warning should have been this sign.
But I thought “no…it must be an exaggeration”
They look harmless enough… just a little…big
Then they look at you and you start to worry that maybe the sign wasn’t exaggerating. Then they start walking towards you. Are they flanking you? How did that really big one get behind you?
Suddenly they are everywhere! Oh my god one just hit the umbrella! You try to retreat but they are everywhere.
You gently set down your hotdog and back away.
You were warned.